Отправлено: 16.12.05 09:00. Заголовок: True gays: NANOWAR!!!

"Other Bands Play, Nanowar Gay!!!" (с)

Вобщем, настоящий мега-ахтунг :))

...Есть в солнечной макаронной Италии такая группа - NANOWAR (http://www.nanowar.it)

И, в добавок ко всему, пишут они ЗАМЕЧАТЕЛЬНЫЕ (хе-хе) тексты. Почитайте, не пожалеете! ;)) Всем СМОТРЕТЬ ФОТО, КАЧАТЬ ТЕКСТЫ И СМЕЯТСОО!!!:

(TRUE) METAL FART

casually i had three tons of beans in the kitchen
and i ate them all without thinking of the terrible consequences
i could not avoid the meltdown of my ass
some greeny-brownish dense gases spread all around

our asses are bleeding steel
some gases will burn and kill
our asses do not resist
the gases spread like a mist

after a week appeared a rainbow of arbre magique
in the clouds of green shit that brought happiness and metal-joy

our asses are bleeding steel
some gases will burn and kill
our asses do not resist
the gases spread like a mist

fell the smell, metal fart, taste the smell, metal fart
prooooooootttttttttt


INTRUE

Metal! Nickel! Iron!
Fire And Steel
Zinc! Uranium! Titanium!
Metal's their will
Cuprum! Yttrium! Plutonium!
Silver And Gold
Cobaltum! Thorium! Stronitium!
Nanowar's True Proud and Bold


TRYCICLES OF STEEL

It's made up of steel, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of wheels, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made up of kings, but it's not a motorcycle
It's made of True Metal, it is a fucking tricycle !!

Kings metal power true steel oh yeah !
Nanowar'll always be there !

Tricycles of steel ! trycicles of steel !
Pollution is low, no fuel to go
We ride the the tricycles of steel !
WE RIDE THE TRICYCLES OF STEEL !!

Din din, the bell rings, our tricycles are for kings
(They run just like they had unicorn wings)
Din din, the bell plays, our ticycles are for gays
(Because there's no saddle where our ass lays)


KING

Walking on the hill, with the crown of steel
Going to macdonald, to eat an happy meal

To eat an happy meal, to eat an happy meal
He’s going to mac donald to eat an happy meal

He’s the king,
King of the hill, of the happy meal
He’s the king

Walking on the land, with the sword in hand
He gave the queen a lot of fun
(I think you understand)

I think you understand,I think you understand
He’s given me a lot of fun I think you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

He’s the king
King of the hill of the happy meal
Of the queen of the (understand)
he’s the king

Singing to the wind, the tale of the king
Of Luca Turilli all the elves and other epic things
Luca Turilli’s bad, Luca Turilli’s mad
But we don’t want with singing this to make Turilli sad

He’s the king
King of the hill of the happy meal
Of the queen of the (understand)
Of the wind of the epic things
He’s the king

The story comes to an end ,but don’t worry my friend
Just push the "rewind" button, to listen it again
One more thing we must say ,before you go away
We must warn you : Potowotominmak is gay

He’s the king
King of the hill of the happy meal
Of the queen of the (understand)
Of the wind of the epic thigs
Of the say of the away of the rewind button


HAIL, HAIL , HAIL & KILL !!

Heavy, Metal !! Heavy Metal gays !!

Better pizza than happy meal,
It's better pizza than happy meal
Healthy food is made of steel
Better pizza than happy meal !!

Nanowar, Nanowar living on the road
When we're in town posers explode
We only attract whimps , 'cause we're too dumb
Just two retard people, that's Nanowar’s crowd

Queens of metal, we're here to make you laugh
And if you don't, we're gonna kick you ass
Keep on burping ,we always will
Other bands play!!
Nanowar Gay !!

La- la- la- la- la / la- la- la- la- la

Triumphant march of the Nano-Warrior
Going to his grandma living on the hill
Triumphant march of the Nano-Warrior
Crossing the path through the forest of steel!

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 09:02. Заголовок: Re:

TRUE METAL OF STEEL

Ahaaaaaa, Nanowar !!! True metal of steel yahoo !!!
Yeah, Nanowar, listen to the true metal of steel yah-ahh!
yeah Nanowar come on, and sing with us!!!

This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel

Only heavy metal eh eh
Only heavy metal eh eh
Only heavy metal ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel
This is the true metal of steel

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Ooooooooooooo!! aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! oooooooooo!!Only with' us , it's just the true metal, listen !!! Wow, yahooooooo aaaaaaaahh!!! Noooooooo!!!

Nanowar!!! Raise your hands for us !!! Nanowar !!! Nanowar !!! Come on, sing with us !!!!


OUR TRUE METAL IS SO STRONG 'COS OUR DICK IS SO LONG

We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal
to fight the battle ,against poser synth-pop-metal

our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long
our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long

but your dick is short ,summon the defenders of the true
with their mighty viagra-storm ,so your dick will be long
and metal will be more strong!

Now we are together, an army of meat spikes
we march to the next battle
with more power than the fart of a mammoth
but goddam we get some more viagra ,to power our long dicks/ but the blood is running out
so the dick is now short

our girls are gone with some gothic gay guy
his gay synth songs took away them all
now we are all gay but halford is with us
so we are still true!

our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long
our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long


MASTER OF PIZZA

Born in Napoli / live in misery / thanks for living to camorra!
I live in a vulcano / i am napoletano / it's a life without a reason
State in serie B / siete il napoli / state anche a falli'/ andate in serie C

You don't pay the taxes ! / You Must Pay the taxes
If you don't like the Pizza ! / I will kill you !

Master! Iamme! Master of pizza iamme / c'a pummarola / Master of pizza iamme / Torna a Surriento bell'e
Master ! Iamme! Torna a Surriento bell'e

Iamme! Iamme ! Vesuvio wash them with the fire / Iamme! Iamme! Iamme


EMERALD FORK

I hate the big mac which tastes like rat / the double cheese burger which made me much fat / now i'm in the cesso to expell all this shit / la cacarell m'ha fritt le budell / che cazzo me so magnato?

In the toasts of macdonald the meat was pure shit / no more meat of shit / and beaf steaks for all!

I've made a green shit ,my poor lonley ass / now looks like bin laden and smells like his cat / now inside the cesso I vomit myself / fuck you big mac , fuck you bin laden, i scorregg on you!!

For the food, for the cook , for the kitchen , for the apples with the worm inside / for the hunger the thirst , to eat the black pork / i will search for the emerald fork!

Only a black pork with ketchup inside / i don't want a pink pork with hairs on his ass / Yes, i am a racist with porks and big mac / i eat the pork , bin laden can't beacuse he's a muslim!


THE TRUE FOREST OF THE ONLY TRUE METAL AND THE OTHER HEAVY MINERALS

In the forest of metal wow, of the warrior of the sword
World of the warrior

The forest of steel, of the steel, steel, steel, metal, iron, and all the heavy minerals,
In the forest of the minerals of metal we go to see the source of all metal
and to be more metal than you
we are more metal because we know where's the iron in the forest and the iron in the woods

We have the true heavy of the true metal of the steel of the warriors
and all of the warriors of the true heavy metal, of the true metal
and only we have the true heavy metal of the true heavy metal of the warriors of steel
of the war of steel of sword


YOU THINK IT IS MY CHASTITY BELT BUT THEY ARE MY TRUE METAL UNDERPANTS

I wear the metal underpants because
i am the metal valvassor in the kingdom of the true steel

you think i wear a chastity belt but you are a poser
and you don't understand that they are my metal underpants
because i have an ass of steel

i have the dick of iron but it's not a prothesis
i have it because i am all made of steelmetal

you think i wear a chastity belt but you are a poser
and you don't understand that they are my metal underpants
because i have an ass

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 09:05. Заголовок: Re:

THE NUMBER OF THE BITCH

Forgive me, oh mum and dad
For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But i believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

I was alone, I took the phone,
I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
Who did I hear! can I believe
A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

Night was black and I wanted to fuck
I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

166 the number of the bitch
Hot chat line is going on tonight

You can go on , ‘till the end of the road
You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright
Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

166 the numer of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
" I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
Take the phone, order some whores at home
They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore

To a sexy shop, I will return
And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course


POWER OF THE POWER OF THE POWER (OF THE GREAT SWORD)

Power, of the power,

Of the power,

Of the power,

Of the power,

Of the power ,

Of the Great Sword !

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 09:21. Заголовок: Re:

Я скачал TRYCICLES OF STEEL.


http://www.nanowar.it/Mp3_Album/02_tricycles_of_steel.mp3 (амые прикольные вещи они не выложили - доступны только на релизах, видимо).

Я йобнулся со стула от смеха! Стеб на стебе едет и хуем погоняет!!!! Макаронные Тру-Позеры РУЛЯТЪ!!!! В ЧЕТВЕРТЫЙ КОНКУРС (НА САЙТЕ ДОФИГИЩЕ МП3) + КАЧАЕМ ВСЕ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Особенно советую качнуть ВОЛКУ и всем любителям MANOWAR, впрочем, равно как и тем кто оный не любит!!!!!!!! Лэнмори Дет нервно курит в сторонке!!!

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 09:27. Заголовок: Re:

Круто!!!!!!!!!!!
Это же супер стёб!!!!!!! ЗАЧОТ!!!!!! Чего только стОит вот такой текст The Number of the Bitch!! Я плакаль!!!!!!!

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 10:08. Заголовок: Re:

Это пять. Пусть бреют пелотки и готовят зачотку!

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 12:40. Заголовок: Re:

А купить-то где диски можно?

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 13:00. Заголовок: Re:

В генИталии :) Скачал какое-то тупое видео - там человек 8 в зале.

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 13:26. Заголовок: Re:

Alexander The Great пишет:

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В генИталии :) Скачал какое-то тупое видео - там человек 8 в зале.

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Ну они и про это и поют как раз - "We only attract whimps , 'cause we're too dumb
Just two retard people, that's Nanowar’s crowd"... Типа - "ОБА НАШИХ ФАНАТА".

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 15:07. Заголовок: Re:

Тексты просто класс!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 15:14. Заголовок: Re:

http://www.gliatroci.com/frame-uk.htm

Блять!! А это ещё что!!??? - по ссылке с сайта НАНАВАР..

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 16:45. Заголовок: Re:

Круто, слов нет!
Пацталом!

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 16:49. Заголовок: Re:

Kirill пишет:

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Круто, слов нет!
Пацталом!

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Все тексты прочитал??????? Скачай песенки!!!!!

 Отправлено: 16.12.05 16:54. Заголовок: Re:

JT пишет:

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our asses are bleeding steel
some gases will burn and kill

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Мне вот эта строчка больше всего нравится.